Hyper Fairycake

Following on from yesterday's cake rage debacle, here's some sugar-infused imagery to make you salivate (while the more-bubblegum-than-bubblegum colours melt your eyes).

From top: SS11 Meadham Kirchoff from An0ther Magazine, Charlotte Free and her self-dyed pink hair from Natalea's flickr, marbled nail varnish at p0ach.com, a cute girl wearing clashing pink and orange brocade - 'tonged hair and glossy pink nails turns brocade young', an ethereal unicorn-like horse and Mary Katrantzou's SS11 collection from An0ther Magazine, a picture sent to me by Lucy of Being Of Sound Mind, which I think may be Kelly Osbourne back in the day??

Oh, and a psychedelic cupcake.

Primarni's Spring Summer Collection

 

Ah, funk.  Primark and my empty purse have clearly been conspiring against me.  They've come up with this collection together because they know I won't be able to resist cheap and pretty/ pretty cheap clothes.  It's not fair; I've been trying to spend less on throwaway fashion so that I can afford to eat splurge once in a while, and I've been trying to pare down my wardrobe so that it's easier to dress myself in the morning.

Guess this means that despite my best efforts my wardobe will remain bulky and I won't be able to afford that bag of oranges Stella McCartney's lemon and satsuma printed dress.

Woe is me.

SS11

I wish fashion would calm down sometimes.  Chill out a little bit.  Maybe take a break and go find itself in Thailand.  

This is purely so that I can have some time to catch up with what's going on. I mean, I'm only just easing myself into buying my SS11 pieces and it's already this year's New York Fashion Week.

Here I am, feeling ridiculous that I've been getting excited about sunglasses for weeks, and the fashion industry is getting hyped up about what everyone's going to be wearing in September.

That's why I thought I'd try and rewind time by taking us back to last AW where everyone was planning SS (this is NOW!).  Especially since I haven't actually given you a rundown of the trends you're going to be wearing in the next few months yet.  Here are some of my favourites.

 BRIGHT RIOT

Paul and Joe

Proenza Schouler

Jil Sander

SUPER SEVENTIES

Marc Jacobs

Marc Jacobs

IMPRINT ON ME

Pucci

Paul and Joe

 

Paul and Joe

ALL WHITE

Chloe

Chloe

So, I'll be wearing bright orange flares and a white t-shirt with huge floral accessories.  Until September that is.  Then I'll have a fashion-induced breakdown due to trend overload and will have to undergo therapy after constantly attempting to remove all my clothes in public spaces.

Oops!

 What will you be wearing?

(Images courtesy of Style.com).