I've peddled this useless bit of information about me around on the internet before now, but here it is again: my mission in life is to one day own a cat who looks like me.
I've been putting it off for years because what I truly want is several cats that look like me, a zany floral mumu to cover my sickeningly obese body, a porch to sit out on with strawberry daiquiri in one hand, a jumbo galaxy bar in the other, and a crown on my head. I don't think I'm ready to achieve this dream yet. At least not the chronically obese part.
Unfortunately, I think I've found the cat of my dreams in this book by Takako Iwasa.
This is me!
Except for the eye colour. I wonder if the author knows where I can get some cat contact lenses from? And maybe she'll make me a matching mumu if I ask nicely?
I'd better start binge eating, just in case.
This is me!
Except for the eye colour. I wonder if the author knows where I can get some cat contact lenses from? And maybe she'll make me a matching mumu if I ask nicely?
I'd better start binge eating, just in case.
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