Dreaming of Capbreton

i wanna live here

and here

and i want roses in my front garden

a view of an archaic water tower and jagged trees when i look up 

i want a vintage vehicle to meander through french towns in

to pass surf shops galore reminding me to get in the water

i want rivers to jump in when i'm sick of the waves

i want to be constantly inspired 

i want to eat fresh bread and fruit on a daily basis

i wanna wear miss-matching clothes because it's sunny and i don't care

to read vivid road signs with romanised words i might eventually understand

and pass sunbleached shops i'm so used to, i ignore

give me a boat so i can dream of escape on duller days

and let me sneer at the tourists, all porcine pink skin and outlandish parasol shades

maybe i can be a lifeguard

ride a bike all day

and stuff myself with tart au citron

living life under constant sunshine rays.

WITH LOADS OF CAMEMBERT.

Photos are all by me and are not from Instagram, for once. Taken in Capbreton, France.

One Big Group, Full of Bad Bitches

This is the most lolzworthy track I've heard in a while.  Thanks to Karley Sciortino of Slutever for posting it.

Let's Play Spot The Lyrics:

1. Gnarly! radical! on the block I'm magical!

2. I'm colder than the fridge and the freezerrrrrrrrr

3. Groupies follow me like twittAAAA

4. I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovarrrrrrrrrrries.

Altogether Now:

GUCCI GUCCI, LOUIS LOUIS, FENDI FENDI, PRADA
 BASIC BITCHES WEAR THAT SHIT
SO I DON'T EVEN GOTTA.